*instant guilt* Sorry....Anyway....Our friend Marc, the orc, died, and became a ghost, and we were wondering if there is a way we could get a robot for his soul to posses?
Sorry... that probably sounded rude.... But it can't be done.. I need a working live brain to transfer the synaptic pattern... No brain, no memory. I can stitch the soul through alchemy. Sure, but without the mind... he wouldn't be himself. Not really.
Maybe, but the real deal will be better for now. {He stands there awkwardly.} Um… can I get a portal back home? This wench teleported us. Sunlight, and all that.
Cause you don't have this.. *hands him a small tube of transparent liquid* It moisturizes the skin, and prevents heat damage. You'll be cool and silky smooth as a cucumber. But since you're a .... you know what... you'll need to coat all the exposed parts of the skin, and there's only enough in there for maybe 3 uses....