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DND RP APR '24 / rp-archive-04-04-24 / Fritz's Lab
Between 01/01/2024 00:00 and 01/01/2025 00:00
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Nazmir Alarie BOT 04/04/2024 20:48
*enters with Vic* Fritz? We need a favor....
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Victus BOT 04/04/2024 20:49
Oi, how’s it’s going, Sparky?
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*screams in horror at the startelization* Doorbell... door... bell...... You push, it goes ding, then I know someone's coming....... *panting* What...
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Victus BOT 04/04/2024 20:51
{Totally not laughing behind his hand.}
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Nazmir Alarie BOT 04/04/2024 20:52
*instant guilt* Sorry....Anyway....Our friend Marc, the orc, died, and became a ghost, and we were wondering if there is a way we could get a robot for his soul to posses?
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No.
20:53
Sorry... that probably sounded rude.... But it can't be done.. I need a working live brain to transfer the synaptic pattern... No brain, no memory. I can stitch the soul through alchemy. Sure, but without the mind... he wouldn't be himself. Not really.
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Nazmir Alarie BOT 04/04/2024 20:54
Oh...Sorry, it was worth asking at least...
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Just bring him back. It hasn't been over 200 years. And with true ressurection, you don't even need a body...
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Victus BOT 04/04/2024 20:55
{Hardens his face so the disappointment doesn’t show.} Oh… fuck. No, that makes perfect sense.
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Nazmir Alarie BOT 04/04/2024 20:55
But his body is buried in the ground....Dig it up! I can revive him easily!
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Victus BOT 04/04/2024 20:56
Well, 24/7 sex isn’t going to happen, it seems. {He sighs deeply.} Let’s go bring him back then~
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Then you can have Marco_Robo Robo_Marco? Marco_Poloroid? I'm not good at names.....
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Victus BOT 04/04/2024 20:58
{Giving him a weird look. On that says: freaky little thing…}
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Nazmir Alarie BOT 04/04/2024 20:58
Thanks for the help, for what it's worth. You've been a wonderful friend. *smiles and gives him a gentle and quick hug before leaving*
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Victus BOT 04/04/2024 20:59
{Waves appreciatively from a distance.} Definitely a good thing we know you.
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*blushes a bit* Come back with the dead man not dead man... orc... Marc.. come back with marc, if you want him to die again.. I mean become robo marc.
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Victus BOT 04/04/2024 21:01
Maybe, but the real deal will be better for now. {He stands there awkwardly.} Um… can I get a portal back home? This wench teleported us. Sunlight, and all that.
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Nazmir Alarie BOT 04/04/2024 21:02
Next time you call me a wench I'mma turn you into an ant
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Cause you don't have this.. *hands him a small tube of transparent liquid* It moisturizes the skin, and prevents heat damage. You'll be cool and silky smooth as a cucumber. But since you're a .... you know what... you'll need to coat all the exposed parts of the skin, and there's only enough in there for maybe 3 uses....
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Victus BOT 04/04/2024 21:03
Got a fetish for insects, do we? {He makes mocking face.}
21:05
{Takes the bottle; eyeing it from different angles.} Well, this will be useful. Haven’t been stone-searching in a… damn, it’s been a year…
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Okay........ Anyway... Have fun with the orc thing!!! *goes back to tinkering on his workbench*
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Nazmir Alarie BOT 04/04/2024 21:06
We do need to do thos again....
21:06
Anyway, let's go
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Nazmir Alarie BOT 04/04/2024 21:21
*portals them out*
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